Aspen🍀

Welcome to my little hole in the internet! You can call me skelly or aspen. I am a shitposter first and everything else second. Coherent thoughts? Never heard of em. All of my analyzations of anything will be word vomit. I’m mexican, bisexual, I use any and all pronouns.

I’d like to say I’m multifandom so this list will probably expand or shrink over time:

-Percy Jackson (basically encompassing all of Mr. Riordan’s works in that universe)

(Nico Di Angelo kinny)

-Stranger Things

(Byler, lumax, elmax, elumax, etc.)

-Member of The Official Ted Wheeler Hate Club

-Hunger Games

-Anne with an e

-Heartstopper

That’s about it. :)

glassamphibians:

glassamphibians:

i hope if we get to botl in the show o’leary is a huge animatronic and not cgi so i can get behind the scene photos of big demon doggie in the real world

or guy in a fursuit

capacity:

robinstreasuretrove:

capacity:

ardri-na-bpiteog:

Stop! Releasing 2 minute songs!! Idc about TikTok!!! If it’s a banger it needs to be at least 3:30.

6:50*

UGH! NO I HATE ANY AND EVERY SONG LONGET THAN 4:00 BY DEFAULT!!!

You’re not a music lover you’re a music tolerator. this is a conversation for music lovers only, which you are not. Remember that

duovxq:

they should invent hair that is always on day 1 post-wash no matter what

nerdgasrnz:

punkrorschach:

animesickos:

We’re on a new platform with a totally different audience…we have to prove ourselves all over again…convince a totally new group of people to think we’re funny and worth your attention….so allow me to drop some of my “A” material….the funniest thing I got…….here goes…….

jeef berky

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vamprisms:

vamprisms:

minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn’t have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son

(pulling a painted vase out of my wallet) and this is my youngest at his first nose ring fitting. isn’t he handsome

meltingpotofinterests:

ryebreadgf:

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spacetimeshark:

tiktok’s effort at a goncharov (zepotha) is valiant but the skill gap is so obvious im sorry

thecloudsarefalling:

Guys, TikTok is making their own Goncharov called Zepotha, a horror film based in the 80s

As veterans of the Goncharov movement, how do we help them. Only problem I’m seeing is it’s really straight, but it still sounds like a fun social experiment to see if we can help another platform create an entire movie from scratch, as a community


Edit: please tag for unreality if you repost or talk about it! /srs

cloverboyblue:

listen i didn’t even participate in goncharov but how is tiktok’s fake movie already so much worse. there’s like eighty named characters and no discernible plot. despite being an 80s horror movie it is het. no analysis just “guys that one scene got me fucked up” or “i think (new character i made up) deserved better”. personally i think they’re not committing hard enough

fatfaggotsworld:

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they’re goncharoving on tiktok